I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
operation harelip BJ is a go
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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