We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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