super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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