How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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