id be glad to
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I need to wash the frat house off of me
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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