Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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