we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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