i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
So vagazzling was a success
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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