My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you didnt know i had herpes?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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