He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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