Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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