And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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