If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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