Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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