He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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