so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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