I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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