Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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