it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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