on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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