What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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