i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Randomize
