that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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