You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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