We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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