just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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