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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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