i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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