in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
You can't just leave with hair like that
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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