Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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