Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Congratulations! We have a period
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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