just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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