yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Someone shattered a urinal.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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