At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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