Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
