whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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