okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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