What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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