Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Randomize
