You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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