NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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