ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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