So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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