Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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