but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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