it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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