You're so nebulous sometimes
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm too high and old for this...
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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