Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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