we made out on top of his cat.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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