I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
nutella sex= disaster
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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