someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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