Are we in a gay sports bar?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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