On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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