so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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