This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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