idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
found the other keg... it's in the tree
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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