Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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