hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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